[ Tenten looks in utter confusion at Asuma-sensei as a kid. Even if she might appear to be shallow, she still worries for her fellow frat brothers and sorority sisters. ]

Like, Asuma-sensei! Be careful with that bear! You don't, like, want to end your life early and end up without kids, being an accomplished ninja with awesome students and junk. Your actions now could like, totally injure you for life!