lastsmoke: ([ Young ] Linefaced hero)
lastsmoke ([personal profile] lastsmoke) wrote2012-05-30 01:26 am

[ Video / Action ]

 [ Days 1-4  ]

[ A young boy is--out for a stroll, apparently. A casual walk through the forest, mostly to see if he can recognize anything around him or not. All in all it's not all that interesting, and he doesn't really seem all that worried, all things considered. That is, until he runs into a bear. Yes, a bear. A black one probably twice his size. Now, while Asuma had been walking casually, he had also been careful to be quiet. So when the bear sees the kid appear out of--what it assumes is--nowhere, it's rather surprised. And like a startled bear, it charges.

The kid? Still doesn't seem particularly concerned, and when the bear gets close he jumps over the bear, landing behind the animal. Mentally, the bear is like: Yeah! totally got that punk! Until Asuma decides to liven things up and try to ride the thing. This is going to go swimmingly.

So yes, folks, this kid is riding a bear. And can be seen around the outskirts of the village, trying to get it to listen to his directions. After a bit of trouble, he'll turn to the journals for some help: ]

Hey, does anyone on this thing know how to tame a bear? Maybe a favorite food or something, you know.

[ Day 5  ]

Why bees?!

[ Like days previous, Asuma is trying to tame the bear he'd " caught ". And like every other day, it isn't going so well. The bear doesn't seem to care where Asuma wants to go, and just walks around doing it's own thing. So he's basically along for the ride--Which is all well and good, because whether it's where he wants to go or not, riding atop a bear looks pretty cool.

Or it would be pretty cool, if the bear didn't discover the bees nest in a nearby tree. Asuma slides off the bear as it reaches up to grab a fistful of honeycombs, landing on his back. He's content to just lie there until the bear's done, but..

HOLY SHIT BEES--Needless to say, Asuma will be sporting a number of bee-stings the rest of the day. ]


Maybe bears are more trouble than they're worth. Seriously, why'd it have to be bees? 

[ Not that that'll stop him. He's determined, now. ]


[ Days 6-10 ]

Ok then...

[ In which Teen!Asuma wrestles the bear, tries to feed it blueberries but nearly gets his arm eaten in the process, and runs into more bees.

And also teleportation. Watch out! Moody teen incoming! ]

Tch. Watch where you're going.

[ But you teleported into them, Asuma---Unless you teleported into each other, but that's just awkward. ]

weaponry: (YOU FUCKING FLUSH ASSHOLE)

all sorority sisters are tbh.

[personal profile] weaponry 2012-06-06 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[ SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE. ] It's not, like, just a bear. It's like, a killing, make-you-childless, machine. Like, you have no clue, like, what I see for your future. I mean, you're going to like, lead a next generation, and like, have a child, and stuff.
weaponry: (Are asses really self lubricated?)

[personal profile] weaponry 2012-06-08 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
Because, like, I'm like, Tenten. You know, like, Might Guy's student? [ She sighs. ] Forever's not going to happen if you get yourself killed, you know.
weaponry: (Put that Paula Deen recipe book back!)

[personal profile] weaponry 2012-06-15 08:52 am (UTC)(link)
Guy-sensei is, like, in his late twenties where I'm from! And you will be careful out there!! [ Asuma-sensei, you should like, be totes more cautious out there!! ]